Friday, October 31, 2008
Blondes Having Fun
DGF: Are we allowed to discuss the wardrobes of the ladies involved in the campaign? Is that suitable for polite conversation?
Miss Grimke: Indubitably!
DGF: Well that’s too bad because I think talking about clothes is boring.
Miss Grimke: Well shut my mouth!
DGF: Just kidding! I think talking about my clothes is boring. I think Sarah has an excellent fashion sense.
Miss Grimke: I totally agree. I think you could learn a thing or two from her.
DGF: What did I just say?
Miss Grimke: Blah blah blah. Cindy McCain I think looked better when her style was a little less, you know, like she was trying too hard.
DGF: Trying too hard! That is the Southern Lady’s worst insult!
Miss Grimke: Well, really. Bless her heart, it is such a difficult thing to do: looking good effortlessly. Sometimes it happens just by chance and sometimes you can’t pull it off no matter how hard you try.
DGF: Michelle is like Sarah. I don’t think she has hit a false note yet.
Miss Grimke: I love her in purple. But you know Cindy has one advantage the other two lack.
DGF: What’s that?
Miss Grimke: Being blond. Being blond trumps a lot.
DGF: Ain’t that the truth!